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  • 8 Geek Items for the HUNGER GAMES Fan

    Wednesday, February 29th, 2012

    Okay, so yes I said I’d post pics of my writing retreat this week, but…really, this post is so much more necessary. Tomorrow kicks off HUNGER GAMES MONTH (yay the movie!!!), and, of course, I’ve got to do my rabid fangirl part to obsess celebrate. (Also, before I forget–in the completely boring line of business–just an FYI that Google is supposed to be pulling their Google Friend Connect button–that thing over to your right with one hundred-and-fifty-something pictures of happy people and their cats–from all non-blogger sites tomorrow **sniff, sniff, waaaail**, so you might want to consider following this blog via email. Do you see that cute little envelope icon at the top, right edge of this post? That’s the one. Go at it.)

    And now on to our post.

    Because what book do we adore more than almost any other on the planet???

    THE HUNGER GAMES!!!

    (Side note: If you don’t love it, then leave now. You’re not allowed to laugh, snort, or guffaw with us today. Also? I cast a shrinking curse upon your underwear drawer.)

    And WHAT, my preciouses, do we adore almost just as much as THE HUNGER GAMES?

    The rabid fan girls and boys! All drooling and crazy and running around in our their cute little camo, sticking arrows in people and making the Mockingjay sign into our their PB&J pita sandwiches. This post is for us them. The brave rabid souls who need more HUNGER GAMES items to maintain our their rabid geek status. To us thee I bequeath (in order of random awesomeness):

    The Hunger Games lightbulb. (buy it at Amazon)

     

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    And what better use for said lightbulb than to illuminate your desk as you write lovely emails texts letters to your family back home. Although, too bad this doesn’t come with President Snow stationary. I’d totally use that for my mean official correspondence, like bills and income taxes. (buy it at Amazon)

     

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    And ooh, Katniss’ bow! How cool would it be to slink amongst the trees at the mommy-and-me park playdate, looking all Katniss-like, while the other moms talk pedicures and Jershey Shore? BEST. THING. EVER. (buy it at Hot Topic)

    The Hunger Games Katniss Hunting Bow Sku 137469

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    Also, single guys? This would be cool on your car’s dashboard. Probably even get you chicks. Hot geek ones. (buy it at Amazon)

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    And if you’re worried girls won’t go for you because your man-beard hasn’t grown in yet. NO. WORRIES.

    Clickety-click –> for a cutout of Seneca Crane’s beard!

    Just trim and paste onto desired scum-stache area. (Make sure to use Gorrilla Glue or cement paste since glue sticks will only give you about an hour’s worth of stickage. Also, duct tape is acceptable.)

     

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    And if you’re headed to the gym, don’t forget the Hunger Games water bottle. This baby’ll allow you to work out like a District Tribute while imagining Haymitch tossing croissants your way on the treadmill. (buy it at Cafe Press)

    Hunger Games water bottle

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    Of course, to go with that fancy dancy water bottle, you’ll need some fancy dancy food. And what could be more enticing than meals based upon the forages of the impoverished district residents. (buy it at Think Geek)

    Unofficial Hunger Games Cookbook

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    And finally…

    Wait for it…

    Wait for iiiiiiiiiit…

    The HUNGER GAMES snuggie!!! Hahahaha…heck yeah. (buy it at Cafe Press)

    Hunger Games Snuggie

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    Do you love them? If so, please take the Rabid Fan Girl Test so we can be warned to see how dangerous far your rabid fangirl status reaches. And not to brag or anything but…I’ve got movie tickets for HUNGER GAMES’ opening night. Do you?

    ;0)

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    “The Hunger But Mainly Death Games” parody (“May the odds let there be toilet paper in the arena”)
     

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